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10 Jan
Written by  Mike Davies

The Bachelor: Episode 2 Recap

Before I say anything, I want you all to know that I do not know everything about women and I do not judge every woman. I do know that there are two theories to arguing with a woman and neither of them work.  So don't judge me based on what I say about these girls. Having said that, here we go:


Before I say anything, I want you all to know that I do not know everything about women and I do not judge every woman. I do know that there are two theories to arguing with a woman and neither of them work.  So don't judge me based on what I say about these girls. Having said that, here we go:


These girls are crazy. This is when the show is taken to a whole new level now that dates are coming into play and women are arguing with each other over the time they get with Ben. It seems like I hate every girl who interrupts another girl’s time with Ben. I couldn’t even tell you how many times I've said, " Oh my God, I hate heeeer!!!" 



The first date of the season went to Kacie B. and it will be a memorable one. I've always wanted to take a girl on a date and have her pull her baton out and us just play with it in the middle of an intersection. However, I think she's awesome and they really hit it off. Every time she smiled and laughed, I did the same, and not sure why.  I think she will be in the final three.



Group Date


The girls had to audition for a play and it was one of the worst plays I've ever seen. Each girl was a different animal and Ben was a prince who turned into a sheep then back to a prince. I know, weird. Jaclyn was the princess, which I would have chosen her to be the stork. Her nose was bigger than her princess hat. The group date ended with a cocktail party and no, Blakeley was not waitressing, she's off this month. I wonder if she's getting PTO? At the end of the date, Blakeley got a rose for "owning the night" on the group date.



I would rather play with a yo-yo with no string than hangout with Blakeley. She said, "being a Scorpio, we are super passionate and great lovers and I absolutely believe in my kissing skills." Well, I believe you should be fed to scorpions for saying something that stupid on ABC. Asked what her strategy is to winning Ben's heart, "my biggest strategy here is to just be myself." Personally, I think that strategy is about as good as LSU's strategy vs. Alabama. She's gotta go folks.



Courtney, I really don't like her. Especially how she reacted after she got the date cards or the other one-on-one date. I’m not sure who's more annoying, Blakeley or Courtney. She brought nothing to that date besides her empty brain. Ben asked Courtney on their date, "why are you still available?"  Well, she's insane Ben. She is a two-faced, snotty, immature, arrogant model who should swim with sharks. Courtney however, walked away from the date with a rose and Ben said it was a "perfect date." It’s only a matter of time before he realizes she's annoying. I give it two weeks. 



Lindzi didn't get much TV time, which is a bummer because she looked gorgeous in that dress. I still think she will be there for the hometown dates.



Monica and about six others weren't shown much this week either. The show heats up next week as they head to San Francisco. The girls have taken their seat on an emotional roller coaster and it's only going to get worse for them and more fun for us. See you next week.  



Eliminated:


Shawn- Ben must have not liked the idea that she had a child.


Jenna- She's nuts and decided she wanted to take a nap during the cocktail party. I’m glad she's gone. Now we need Blakeley and Courtney out of here and then we have a solid field. 



My Top 5: 



Kacie B.


Nicki


Lindzi


Casey S.- We still haven't see much of her which is why she's here


The ex-girlfriend who has spectacular legs




Bachelor Fan Tweets



@betherica23 “The more they drink, the crazier they get"



@stonewing “Is Courtney high all the time”



@tnkpeck “The Bachelor doesn't look like he's a very good kisser”

Let me know what you think and who you think is coming back next week to see Ben? Will she stay? @mikegdavies

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